Terms & Conditions (The Tailstring Way)

Welcome to Tailstring Press!
By reading this, clicking things on our site, or accidentally subscribing to our whimsical marketing funnel, you agree to the following:

1. General Use

• You may browse our site freely.

• You may not, however, copy our poems and claim them as your own (unless your cat ghostwrites them for you, in which case we will allow limited co-publishing rights).

2. Newsletter & Marketing Funnel

• If you sign up for our newsletter, you will be ensnared in our highly sophisticated marketing funnel.

• You may unsubscribe at any time… but we will laugh. And laugh. And then cry a little.

3. Privacy

• We don’t sell your data.

• We don’t even want your data.

• Honestly, we can barely keep track of our own passwords.

• For more, see our Privacy Paw-licy page (starring Huxley in a litter box).

4. Cats

• By interacting with Tailstring content, you acknowledge that cats are in charge of this entire operation.

• Complaints may be addressed to Huxley, but they will be ignored in favor of naps.

5. Affiliates

• Some links on this site may be affiliate links. Tailstring Press may earn a commission if you make a purchase through those links.

6. Liability

• We accept no responsibility if you laugh too hard, snort your coffee, or start rhyming uncontrollably after reading our books.

• You’re welcome.

7. Governing Law

• These Terms are governed by the eternal laws of Whimsy, Floof, and String.

By continuing on our site, you agree to play along.
If you don’t, well… Schmuxley will be very disappointed. And trust us, you don’t want that.